Sucky

Here's a silly one that I thought of in class. I just felt like it pertained to finals week. (For those of you that don't understand, the small fish could be a metaphor for finals). But feel free to insert any metaphor you wish. Or don't, it's up to you.

Not a Protester at Heart

Hey y'all here's a comic about the protests that have been going on around Davis (and other places around the U.S.). This particular one was thunk by the great Jordan Hong, a friend of mine. It's a shame that it couldn't run in the Aggie; it'll be irrelevant by the time I get a recurring spot next quarter. But I hope you enjoy it as much as I don't enjoy seeing tents all over our quad. Good day.

The Perils of No Shave November

I tried to participate in "No-shave November" this year, but sadly, it was not meant to be. I was too self-conscious to carry around a gross looking clump of facial hair for more than a week. (I tried on two separate occasions but just ended up shaving after a week haha). So perhaps I shall participate next year.
One more thing- it is now DECEMBER so that means the whole no-shaving thing is over... Some people didn't get the memo I guess; I still see these dudes in class with gross facial hair. Apparently, they think it's a good look. It's not. LOL.
But on a more serious note, I feel bad for people like Chewbacca- he has more hair than any of us will ever deal with. I'd hate to see his shower drain...

Sidenote: I'm sad this one didn't get published, because I really really like it and think a lot of other people would too. Instead, there was a stupid comic today about a devout christian changing the word Bible to Heteroble (get it- because Bible has "BI" in it, like Bi-sexual) Don't worry if you don't think it's funny, it's not really. What the heck is a 'Heteroble' anyway??? Leave a funny thing that you think might be contained in the 'Heteroble' (like Jesus being immaculately conceived by Joseph, instead of Mary, I dunno.)

Occupy Blog

Hey hey hey here's another comic, if you couldn't tell. This "Occupy" movement has grown pretty big over the last few months, and has even made it's way onto the Davis campus. Basically, it's slowly taking over EVERYTHING.
But the moment it takes over my personal space... it's gone too far haha.

Dead Tired from Yoga

Hey here's a revisited yoga comic. I thought of a way to make the previous one better (at least I think so). And just so everyone is aware, the 'corpse pose' is a real-live yoga pose... I didn't just make it up. (I promise).

This one was actually published a long time ago but I forgot to put it up on the site. I KNOW I KNOW silly me... Oh well. I have a few more that I'm hoping get into the Aggie this week, but if they do not, I'll post them here because they're just that good. Maybe.

Another Jager Comic

Hey everyone! Sorry I forgot to post this comic- it was published last week! So excited to get in the paper occasionally. This one was conjured up by my roommate Brent- I tried to draw the main guy in his image, but who knows if I got it right. Any-who, enjoy it... I promise the next one won't be about jager.

Moron 5

TWO COMICS IN A ROW!!!! It's been a while since I've been able to say that. Somehow, I've finagled my way into the Aggie two days in a row, and it feels great. This is one that I really, really like. I don't know why, I just do. Hopefully your moves are better than this dude, even if you've had a bunch of jager...

Aminals and Animals

HEY EVERYONE! So I know it has been a super long time since I last posted a new comic, and I coulddddd make up excuses like: "I've been busy" or "I've been 'dropped' from the school paper (for now)" but I won't. It is my fault. But anyways, I'll be posting some new comics over the next couple weeks, since I finally was able to draw some new ones. With that said, here is a brand new Greener Side comic, and just as a fun sidenote, it was drawn in one of my classes haha. Enjoy.

P.S. This one was published in The Aggie today. So excited :)

Get Your Study On

This comic is a shout out to all you potential medical students (like me haha) who have to study your life away for the dreaded MCAT. I hope your stress level doesn't get as extreme as this comic; you should still have a social life to keep you sane. But anyways... enjoy! and good luck.

Squirrelly Squirrels

I could go on and on during this post about the crazy squirrels in Davis. I could comment about how some have HUGE nuts (if you know what I mean) or how they aren't scared of people (somebody should put them back in their place), but I won't. Instead, I wrote this comic, so read it, and pretend that squirrels are drunks just like the rest of college kids. Maybe they are.

First Day of School

Hey everyone! So I want to apologize (mostly to myself) because it has be ages since I last posted a comic. I guess you could say that the spirit of summer laziness caught up to me and I just didn't feel like doing much of anything... Oh well :)

Without further ado well you probably already read the comic but still... here is my first master piece of the new school year. It ran in The Aggie on the first day of school, which is today (sidenote: ugh) so I thought a knock on freshmen would be appropriate. But really, it is a knock on how good freshman have it and we don't even realize until later years. One more word of advice: cherish the DC. Maybe I'll make a comic about that in the next upcoming weeks. Ta ta for now... leave comments if you'd like. or not.

The Corpse Pose

Here it is! At long last I have decided to update my blog-comic thing. Now, you should be aware that this isn't a newly created one; it has been archived for a while. Also, side-note: I found a better way to re-draw this one, so a new-and-improved version will be coming out soon. AND I'm sorry but I don't have scanner right now so I can't upload any new ones for a month, but I'm working hard to come up with some new comics.

Also, if you have any ideas for comics (situations, observations, etc --doesn't have to be a full joke with punch line) then feel free to leave it in the comments and I'll get to working on it. That is all for now. Thanks for stopping by!

Get Down on Friday

Hey all, so this one is my jab at a 'famous' teen singer, who really shouldn't be famous at all. Not quite sure why it took me so long to decide to make fun of her, but I like the way this one turned out. For those of you that don't know, Rebecca Black sung this song called "Friday" and IT WAS TERRIBLE. I mean bad. So bad. The baddest kind of bad ever. The lyrics were so bad it seemed like a retarded two-year old could write them better. However, that seems to be enough to make you a YouTube sensation here in America. So weird. Anyways, here's the link to her silly, stupid video (thank goodness she didn't write the song herself, but still).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0

Oh Hey Sangria How Are You?

So, first off, I would like to apologize to anyone who reads my little comic blog (and to myself) for not posting any comics recently. I could give you the lame excuse that I'm swamped with work for this thing called 'school' but I don't wanna make excuses. Anyways, hopefully I'll have more time to draw some in the weeks ahead. With that in mind, here's one that came to me from a real-life experience of a friend of mine. I guess everyone has to learn what Sangria is at one point or another. (for those of you that don't know, Sangria is a Spanish Wine type thing).

Human Experiments

This is actually one of my favorites. Something about it just makes me chuckle every time I read it.

It's a typical human response to a tough situation, I suppose.

Island Strip

The inspiration from this one came from David W. Even though it's cliche, I still like the desert island theme because it has almost limitless options for funny gags. Let me know if you have any ideas you'd want me to draw.

Writing in this font is larger than it appears.

The Wall of Fame

I really like this one.

I dunno, I just really like this one.

Get Your Captain On

So I realize that this comic is Halloween-themed, and we are no where near that time of year. However, I haven't had much time to draw a ton of comics (the whole school thing) so I have to work with what I have in my archives. Sidenote* I really love drawing Halloween comics because there is so much material to work with. And feel free to steal this costume idea haha.

I still cannot tell the difference between "partly cloudy" and "mostly sunny." It is eating me up inside because I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW THEY"RE DIFFERENT!

Picnic Day Preparation

This comic came to me during a late night study session, in which delirium had set in. Sooooo I probably thought it was way funnier than it is, but no matter. I drew it anyways.

How funny would giraffes look if they had short necks?

After the Challenge...

This is the follow-up comic to the previous story. It's kinda funnier if you didn't already know what it was about though, in my opinion.

P.S. I wanted to start doing this thing where I say random things in small font at the bottom of my post. So here's the first one. I realize that this one is not funny.

P.P.S. Maybe it will be funny next time.

BP Instant Replay

This is one published in The Aggie today... props to my friend Joe Hallare for coming up with the idea.

Popularity of Sports

I drew the idea for this one A LONG TIME AGO, like way back in high school. I just finally decided to spruce it up to make into a nicer looking comic strip. Hope you like it (and get the joke).

P.S. see if you can find Waldo

School Spirit

So I don't know if this one will ever get published in the school paper... I sent it in ages ago but they still have it archived I suppose. Anyways, here it is. Hope you like it. (P.S. it is not a diss on people I may or may not know who dress up as the Davis mascot).

Picture for Words

If only a teacher would let you get away with this one...

Don't Feed Squirrels

Now that most of us are back in Davis, I thought this comic could serve as a bit of advice... And P.S. sorry if my comic production slows down-- my scanner is staging a rebellion and going through moodswings.

Ejected... Literally

I felt this one was very appropriate with all of the MARCH MADNESS going around. And, well, my familiarity with people complaining about refereeing...

Not So Secret

Here's part two of the Victoria's Secret Commercial gag. Not sure which one I like better...

Good Commercials

Here's part one of my little Victoria's Secret storyline. You can read them together and it might work as one big comic (when the other is published).

P.S. This is kind of a true story involving my roommate Jason. Fun Fact.

Putting the Pun in Punny

This one goes out to everyone dealing with finals week... and the great joy that it brings to all. Hooray college.

Why So Serious? Pumpkin

So I know this one is Halloween themed-- I wrote it a while back (in class). However, due to unfortunate circumstances, my scanner is being mentally challenged and refusing to let me scan in new comics... so I'm at the end of the line here. Hopefully it'll get its act together soon.

Slice of Pacman

Here's another Pacman joke. I could really use some pie right now.

Cow-B-Q

People make a big stink about eating cows, but nobody ever mentions turkeys...

Kilts

They probably have this problem in Scotland all the time... especially in schools with school uniforms.

Pacman Ghost Pet

This one goes out to everyone who likes Pacman... or at least knows kinda the general (and very simple) premise. If you aren't familiar with it, look it up. Or just go on to the next comic.

Bad Coffee

This is the one published in the Aggie today.

For those of you who are not hip with the lingo, D.G.A.F. stands for: "Don't give a f-" (fill in your favorite expletive that begins with the letter 'F', such as: 'flying cahoot')

Soooo Hot Out

This is also one from a long time ago. I wish it were hot enough outside to be relevant, but I guess the lack of hot weather brings up similar feelings.

Cover Bands.

Worm Back Aches

Silly one.

Beer 3

The last segment of my 'putting beer in your cereal' bit. Sorry if it's kind of old by now, but hey, I thought I'd give it a shot...

Facebooks Hold On Life

So this was actually said by a friend of mine. To tell the truth, it was her Facebook status. The ironic part is that she actually got the 'courage' to delete her Facebook, and still does not have one to this day.

I'm sure her social life took a dive; I haven't seen or heard from her in weeks.

Haha. Just kidding about that last part.

Beer 2

Here is part 2 of the mini-story.

Beer

This is the first of my little mini series about the subject. Hang tight, it was first attempt at creating that story line thing that most comic strips do. I have other ideas... I swear. Haha

Boxing Joke

This wouldn't really work in MMA fighting nowadays...

Mickey D's

Here's an old one using the cliche 'Desert Island' theme. McDonald's is taking over the world!

Organic Chemistry

So this was the one published in "The Aggie" today. I like it, but *surprisingly* it wasn't tough to come up with the inspiration for a comic dissing chemistry. It's like second nature by now.

Happy Cell Day

This is just a silly one I came up with... in class! I mean, if you want to get really technical, it should say 'daughter' but oh well. Have fun with it, biosci nerds.

The Last Exorcism

With all those movies about 'exorcism' being so popular, I just felt like I had to make some sort of comment about it.

Itsy Bitsy Spider?

So I thought it would be kinda crazy if a spider really were huge when somebody was scared of it... hence this comic. Not too pleased with how I drew the background in the panels (or lack thereof). Oh well.

Lord of the Rings (he wishes)

This one is a shout-out to all those people who had Lord of the Rings paraphernalia. I'm not ashamed to say I was one of them, and even had a 'fake' One Ring. But imagine if it were real...

Funny side note- this comic was published in my school paper (as were the others up to this point) and I GOT HATE MAIL FOR IT. A kid named Aaron said he wasn't a LOTR nerd, and even if he was, he wouldn't think it was funny. He is my least favorite fan. Thanks for going out of your way to email me that, dude. Haha.

In Honor of Valentine's Day...