Tuesday, June 5, 2012

I'll Be Your Butt-Dial

Now this one was created with the help of my friend Tyler K., who brought this interesting conundrum to my attention. How / why are these terms different??? They are essentially the same thing. It's kinda like how 'slim chance' and 'fat chance' mean the same thing I guess. Way to go, English, way to go.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Friday, April 27, 2012

Handling Picnic Day

This is a lil joke about the Picnic Day motto "Handle Your Shit" that was started last year because apparently people  get too drunk and cause shenanigans - the event was almost cancelled entirely last year (way to ruin the fun for everyone because of a couple screw-ups). Anyways, I think this is a stupid motto / slogan / catch-phrase, whatever. So, naturally, I made a joke about it. I hope you had a fun Picnic Day though!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Perfect Schedule

This would be the best spring quarter schedule of all time. I wish I had it- I would study all the time! And yes, all these classes do really exist at Davis.

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

I Scream for Tube Socks

As Davis students, I'm sure you can relate to the desire to have tube socks. You must have them. Everyone else who has them is stupid. It's one of the best moments of sporting events, and once you have caught a pair of your own, you can check off the little box on your Davis bucket list.

Monday, March 5, 2012

Who Wants Beads? Not Me

Hey everyone sorry for the prolonged absence... I've been lazy. But guess what- that means you'll have many more comics in a row! Yay! I'll post the ones from the last two weeks of publication that I didn't get around to. But in the meantime enjoy this BRAND. NEW. COMIC! I figured it was about time I address some of the pressing issues in Davis college life, like getting free tube socks at the sporting events. Not to brag, but I'm one of the 'lucky few' who caught some. It was destiny I guess.
Oh and I did take the opportunity to draw a few of my friends and followers in this comic, see if you can spot yourself. If you think it's you, then I'll just say it's you even if it isn't. haha. And if you don't think you're up there, sorry, maybe next time.

P.S. Nobody cares about the beads, right? Why do they think we would get so excited about something like that? It's college last I checked; stick with the pizza, tube socks and candy. Maybe throw in some drink specials or somethin' too.

Monday, February 13, 2012

Cupid Under Arrest

Hey everyone Happy Valentine's Day! It's about time the po-po cuffed Cupid for shooting people all these years. Although, he might want to consider upgrading his gear from the bow and arrow; this isn't the 15th century! (hardy har har) Perhaps a sniper rifle would better suit his goals... I dunno. Or some sort of 'love grenade.'
Well have a great day, and if you don't have a date, use it as an excuse to eat lots of candy and chocolate. That's what it's all about anyways.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Fruity Inuendos

Hey y'all here's another ripe comic! I must admit that it was a collaborative effort by the entire 'Mulberry Mansion' (my house). We spent most of one night brainstorming a bajillion (that's alot btw) of funny captions to this drawing, and several others that may appear at a later date. Some were not so funny, but I won't talk about those... Anyways, this is the winner! I personally think it is hilarious, so that's good enough for me. Enjoy!

Monday, January 30, 2012

Funny Skeleton Jokes Part 1

This lovely little comic came to me during my paleobiology class last quarter. Isn't it nice to see that something productive comes from my classes?? haha

Monday, January 23, 2012

Cereal Mascots

This is a re-posting because this one was published in The Aggie today. Props to you if you've already seen it. Rice Krispies are so delicious (without beer in them) but I can pretty much eat an entire box until I get bored of eating, then I go find something else. Next time you have them, crush a single 'Krispie' and look how much powder there is; seriously, it's not much.

Note: I've never tried beer in my cereal (sounds gross) but I'll bet hanging out with Snap, Crackle and Hops would be pretty fun.

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

This Always Happens

So this has probably happened to a lot of people... I can't remember how many times I have heard somebody SWEAR that they're never touching a drop of alcohol again, but where do I see them the next weekend? Oh yeah, at a party going overboard again. Hah. Cheers to that!

Sidenote: Eshan passed out this weekend and got 'chiefed.' Haha I guess that's the term for when you draw on somebody who is passed out with their shoes on. Gave him a nice curly mustache, unibrow and soul patch. We're such good roommates.

Monday, January 9, 2012

New Years Resolution

Now I'm sure everyone is familiar with the impending failure of most New Year's Resolutions. I'm not saying you can't do it, you might be able to, but it is funny to notice the increase in gym memberships, etc. In a month it will be back to normal, and people will say "I'll do it next year."
With that in mind, you should set a few resolutions that you actually KNOW you will achieve. For example, one of my resolutions is to make fun of people more often. There. Now I don't have to feel bad about making a joke or two... See how awesome it is? Happy New Year.

Thursday, December 8, 2011


Here's a silly one that I thought of in class. I just felt like it pertained to finals week. (For those of you that don't understand, the small fish could be a metaphor for finals). But feel free to insert any metaphor you wish. Or don't, it's up to you.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Not a Protester at Heart

Hey y'all here's a comic about the protests that have been going on around Davis (and other places around the U.S.). This particular one was thunk by the great Jordan Hong, a friend of mine. It's a shame that it couldn't run in the Aggie; it'll be irrelevant by the time I get a recurring spot next quarter. But I hope you enjoy it as much as I don't enjoy seeing tents all over our quad. Good day.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

The Perils of No Shave November

I tried to participate in "No-shave November" this year, but sadly, it was not meant to be. I was too self-conscious to carry around a gross looking clump of facial hair for more than a week. (I tried on two separate occasions but just ended up shaving after a week haha). So perhaps I shall participate next year.
One more thing- it is now DECEMBER so that means the whole no-shaving thing is over... Some people didn't get the memo I guess; I still see these dudes in class with gross facial hair. Apparently, they think it's a good look. It's not. LOL.
But on a more serious note, I feel bad for people like Chewbacca- he has more hair than any of us will ever deal with. I'd hate to see his shower drain...

Sidenote: I'm sad this one didn't get published, because I really really like it and think a lot of other people would too. Instead, there was a stupid comic today about a devout christian changing the word Bible to Heteroble (get it- because Bible has "BI" in it, like Bi-sexual) Don't worry if you don't think it's funny, it's not really. What the heck is a 'Heteroble' anyway??? Leave a funny thing that you think might be contained in the 'Heteroble' (like Jesus being immaculately conceived by Joseph, instead of Mary, I dunno.)

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Occupy Blog

Hey hey hey here's another comic, if you couldn't tell. This "Occupy" movement has grown pretty big over the last few months, and has even made it's way onto the Davis campus. Basically, it's slowly taking over EVERYTHING.
But the moment it takes over my personal space... it's gone too far haha.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Dead Tired from Yoga

Hey here's a revisited yoga comic. I thought of a way to make the previous one better (at least I think so). And just so everyone is aware, the 'corpse pose' is a real-live yoga pose... I didn't just make it up. (I promise).

This one was actually published a long time ago but I forgot to put it up on the site. I KNOW I KNOW silly me... Oh well. I have a few more that I'm hoping get into the Aggie this week, but if they do not, I'll post them here because they're just that good. Maybe.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Another Jager Comic

Hey everyone! Sorry I forgot to post this comic- it was published last week! So excited to get in the paper occasionally. This one was conjured up by my roommate Brent- I tried to draw the main guy in his image, but who knows if I got it right. Any-who, enjoy it... I promise the next one won't be about jager.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Moron 5

TWO COMICS IN A ROW!!!! It's been a while since I've been able to say that. Somehow, I've finagled my way into the Aggie two days in a row, and it feels great. This is one that I really, really like. I don't know why, I just do. Hopefully your moves are better than this dude, even if you've had a bunch of jager...

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Aminals and Animals

HEY EVERYONE! So I know it has been a super long time since I last posted a new comic, and I coulddddd make up excuses like: "I've been busy" or "I've been 'dropped' from the school paper (for now)" but I won't. It is my fault. But anyways, I'll be posting some new comics over the next couple weeks, since I finally was able to draw some new ones. With that said, here is a brand new Greener Side comic, and just as a fun sidenote, it was drawn in one of my classes haha. Enjoy.

P.S. This one was published in The Aggie today. So excited :)

Thursday, October 6, 2011

Get Your Study On

This comic is a shout out to all you potential medical students (like me haha) who have to study your life away for the dreaded MCAT. I hope your stress level doesn't get as extreme as this comic; you should still have a social life to keep you sane. But anyways... enjoy! and good luck.

Thursday, September 29, 2011

Squirrelly Squirrels

I could go on and on during this post about the crazy squirrels in Davis. I could comment about how some have HUGE nuts (if you know what I mean) or how they aren't scared of people (somebody should put them back in their place), but I won't. Instead, I wrote this comic, so read it, and pretend that squirrels are drunks just like the rest of college kids. Maybe they are.

Thursday, September 22, 2011

First Day of School

Hey everyone! So I want to apologize (mostly to myself) because it has be ages since I last posted a comic. I guess you could say that the spirit of summer laziness caught up to me and I just didn't feel like doing much of anything... Oh well :)
Without further ado well you probably already read the comic but still... here is my first master piece of the new school year. It ran in The Aggie on the first day of school, which is today (sidenote: ugh) so I thought a knock on freshmen would be appropriate. But really, it is a knock on how good freshman have it and we don't even realize until later years. One more word of advice: cherish the DC. Maybe I'll make a comic about that in the next upcoming weeks. Ta ta for now... leave comments if you'd like. or not.

Monday, July 4, 2011

The Corpse Pose

Here it is! At long last I have decided to update my blog-comic thing. Now, you should be aware that this isn't a newly created one; it has been archived for a while. Also, side-note: I found a better way to re-draw this one, so a new-and-improved version will be coming out soon. AND I'm sorry but I don't have scanner right now so I can't upload any new ones for a month, but I'm working hard to come up with some new comics.

Also, if you have any ideas for comics (situations, observations, etc --doesn't have to be a full joke with punch line) then feel free to leave it in the comments and I'll get to working on it. That is all for now. Thanks for stopping by!

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Get Down on Friday

Hey all, so this one is my jab at a 'famous' teen singer, who really shouldn't be famous at all. Not quite sure why it took me so long to decide to make fun of her, but I like the way this one turned out. For those of you that don't know, Rebecca Black sung this song called "Friday" and IT WAS TERRIBLE. I mean bad. So bad. The baddest kind of bad ever. The lyrics were so bad it seemed like a retarded two-year old could write them better. However, that seems to be enough to make you a YouTube sensation here in America. So weird. Anyways, here's the link to her silly, stupid video (thank goodness she didn't write the song herself, but still).

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Oh Hey Sangria How Are You?

So, first off, I would like to apologize to anyone who reads my little comic blog (and to myself) for not posting any comics recently. I could give you the lame excuse that I'm swamped with work for this thing called 'school' but I don't wanna make excuses. Anyways, hopefully I'll have more time to draw some in the weeks ahead. With that in mind, here's one that came to me from a real-life experience of a friend of mine. I guess everyone has to learn what Sangria is at one point or another. (for those of you that don't know, Sangria is a Spanish Wine type thing).

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Human Experiments

This is actually one of my favorites. Something about it just makes me chuckle every time I read it.
It's a typical human response to a tough situation, I suppose.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Island Strip

The inspiration from this one came from David W. Even though it's cliche, I still like the desert island theme because it has almost limitless options for funny gags. Let me know if you have any ideas you'd want me to draw.

Writing in this font is larger than it appears.

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Get Your Captain On

So I realize that this comic is Halloween-themed, and we are no where near that time of year. However, I haven't had much time to draw a ton of comics (the whole school thing) so I have to work with what I have in my archives. Sidenote* I really love drawing Halloween comics because there is so much material to work with. And feel free to steal this costume idea haha.

I still cannot tell the difference between "partly cloudy" and "mostly sunny." It is eating me up inside because I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW THEY"RE DIFFERENT!

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Picnic Day Preparation

This comic came to me during a late night study session, in which delirium had set in. Sooooo I probably thought it was way funnier than it is, but no matter. I drew it anyways.

How funny would giraffes look if they had short necks?

Thursday, April 7, 2011

After the Challenge...

This is the follow-up comic to the previous story. It's kinda funnier if you didn't already know what it was about though, in my opinion.

P.S. I wanted to start doing this thing where I say random things in small font at the bottom of my post. So here's the first one. I realize that this one is not funny.
P.P.S. Maybe it will be funny next time.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

BP Instant Replay

This is one published in The Aggie today... props to my friend Joe Hallare for coming up with the idea.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Popularity of Sports

I drew the idea for this one A LONG TIME AGO, like way back in high school. I just finally decided to spruce it up to make into a nicer looking comic strip. Hope you like it (and get the joke).
P.S. see if you can find Waldo

Thursday, March 31, 2011

School Spirit

So I don't know if this one will ever get published in the school paper... I sent it in ages ago but they still have it archived I suppose. Anyways, here it is. Hope you like it. (P.S. it is not a diss on people I may or may not know who dress up as the Davis mascot).

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Monday, March 28, 2011

Don't Feed Squirrels

Now that most of us are back in Davis, I thought this comic could serve as a bit of advice... And P.S. sorry if my comic production slows down-- my scanner is staging a rebellion and going through moodswings.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Ejected... Literally

I felt this one was very appropriate with all of the MARCH MADNESS going around. And, well, my familiarity with people complaining about refereeing...

Monday, March 21, 2011

Not So Secret

Here's part two of the Victoria's Secret Commercial gag. Not sure which one I like better...

Friday, March 18, 2011

Good Commercials

Here's part one of my little Victoria's Secret storyline. You can read them together and it might work as one big comic (when the other is published).

P.S. This is kind of a true story involving my roommate Jason. Fun Fact.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Putting the Pun in Punny

This one goes out to everyone dealing with finals week... and the great joy that it brings to all. Hooray college.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Why So Serious? Pumpkin

So I know this one is Halloween themed-- I wrote it a while back (in class). However, due to unfortunate circumstances, my scanner is being mentally challenged and refusing to let me scan in new comics... so I'm at the end of the line here. Hopefully it'll get its act together soon.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Slice of Pacman

Here's another Pacman joke. I could really use some pie right now.

Friday, March 11, 2011


People make a big stink about eating cows, but nobody ever mentions turkeys...

Thursday, March 10, 2011


They probably have this problem in Scotland all the time... especially in schools with school uniforms.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Pacman Ghost Pet

This one goes out to everyone who likes Pacman... or at least knows kinda the general (and very simple) premise. If you aren't familiar with it, look it up. Or just go on to the next comic.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Bad Coffee

This is the one published in the Aggie today.
For those of you who are not hip with the lingo, D.G.A.F. stands for: "Don't give a f-" (fill in your favorite expletive that begins with the letter 'F', such as: 'flying cahoot')

Monday, March 7, 2011

Soooo Hot Out

This is also one from a long time ago. I wish it were hot enough outside to be relevant, but I guess the lack of hot weather brings up similar feelings.