Funny Skeleton Jokes Part 1

This lovely little comic came to me during my paleobiology class last quarter. Isn't it nice to see that something productive comes from my classes?? haha

Cereal Mascots

This is a re-posting because this one was published in The Aggie today. Props to you if you've already seen it. Rice Krispies are so delicious (without beer in them) but I can pretty much eat an entire box until I get bored of eating, then I go find something else. Next time you have them, crush a single 'Krispie' and look how much powder there is; seriously, it's not much.

Note: I've never tried beer in my cereal (sounds gross) but I'll bet hanging out with Snap, Crackle and Hops would be pretty fun.

This Always Happens

So this has probably happened to a lot of people... I can't remember how many times I have heard somebody SWEAR that they're never touching a drop of alcohol again, but where do I see them the next weekend? Oh yeah, at a party going overboard again. Hah. Cheers to that!

Sidenote: Eshan passed out this weekend and got 'chiefed.' Haha I guess that's the term for when you draw on somebody who is passed out with their shoes on. Gave him a nice curly mustache, unibrow and soul patch. We're such good roommates.

New Years Resolution

Now I'm sure everyone is familiar with the impending failure of most New Year's Resolutions. I'm not saying you can't do it, you might be able to, but it is funny to notice the increase in gym memberships, etc. In a month it will be back to normal, and people will say "I'll do it next year."
With that in mind, you should set a few resolutions that you actually KNOW you will achieve. For example, one of my resolutions is to make fun of people more often. There. Now I don't have to feel bad about making a joke or two... See how awesome it is? Happy New Year.